May 2013
TIS A BEAUTIFUL DAY, A GLORIOUS DAY, ONE WITH THE...
I will make everyone who reblogs this a mix CD...
thewordsmithy:
bookworm276:
saltniron:
thegoblinkingsgirl:
erinchu:
astormonthehorizon:
No limits, anyone who reblogs this gets the tracklist messaged to them.
Thank you, you’re a lovely person!
YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON EVER FOR COMING UP WITH THIS IDEA AND DOING IT.
1 tag
SCREW YOU....my english professor, YOU DON'T...
Nothing makes sense….after the stupid paper…..
-snap snap- fuck this………
2 tags
When I blast my music its heaven, when other...
You wanna blow up their speakers.
Grades are getting low, the teens are getting...
xxthesmittenkittenxx:
random-crazy-directioners:
dont-be-normal-be-crazy:
blushmydarling:
perffume:
graceful-perfection:
This needs to get 1 million notes seriously
more.
seriously
MUST reblog this
What has this come to?
The degradation of society (morality too).
destiel-is-superwholocked:
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angelshavethephonebox:
kllk070911:
...
*Pollen accidentally enters body*
Immune system: What the hell is that?
Pollen: Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-
Immune system: OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
Pollen: What?!? No! We just got lo-
Immune system: OPEN THE FLOODGATES
Pollen: The what?
Mucus membranes: Sir. All the floodgates?
Immune system: ALL OF THEM.
Pollen: Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi-
[Dramatic music]
Me: *Sneezes*
Parents: Don't talk to people on the internet.
Me: Trust me, I try to get them to talk to me all the time and they don't want to.
anttelope:
i saw this on weibo but friendly reminder on how great a boyfriend kaworu is
top picture is when they first played the piano duet, shinji’s feet is not touching the ground and he have to lift his heels up, but the chair’s height is at the right height for kaworu
bottom is when they played again, this time the chair’s height is right for shinji but kaworu had to curl his leg up
...
Watchfeministdisney:
mikhaaail:
The Real Housewives of Disney - Saturday Night Live
thanks for pointing this out, nowherezone! (I couldn’t view it in my country with the other links I saw popping up today. For several people who are presumably new to my blog and have asked, I graduated college last year and moved to Germany to be an au pair for a year.)
Parts of this I really like, and other...
youatemytailor:
Carry On My Wayward Son —...
shubbabang:
“You need a job”
“You need an education”
“You need to get married”
“You need to have children”
“You need to be rich”
lolsofunny:
mannysantosisgonnabefamous:
when somebody actually texts me first and wants to hang out
(lol here!)
lolsofunny:
pleatedjeans:
Scary: Opening a vampire’s coffin…
Scarier: Opening an empty refrigerator…
Scary: Watching a horror movie…
Scarier: The DVD freezes up for a second…
Scary: A witch flies by…
Scarier: A wasp flies by…
Scary: Seeing Bloody Mary in the mirror…
Scarier: Seeing a pimple in the mirror…
Scary: The lights go out…
Scarier: The Internet goes out…
...
When several people are talking to you at the same...
lolsofunny:
☺More Laughs Here.
(lol here!)
So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol...
theshelbylife:
incestuous-lesbianponies:
laurarw:
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
HOLY SHIT
Me with romantic interest: Hi, how've you been lately? How's that project you're working on? Yeah? I'd love to see sometime, dude! How's the family? Good, good. Well, I'll talk to you later! Yeah we definitely need to hang out more often. Hopefully see you soon! :)
Me with platonic friend: YOU GORGEOUS CREATURE HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE LAST I SAW YOU? HOW I'VE MISSED YOUR LUCID DIAMOND EYES, UGH I JUST WANT TO KISS YOU AND MAKE SWEET, SWEET LOVE UNDER THE MOONLIGHT. WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECTLY SCULPTED, ARE YOU AN ANGEL MADE OF MARBLE LET'S GET MARRIED.
kingmoran:
sherloin:
if i cant reach it from my bed its not worth getting
like my hopes and dreams
